Hi! I’m Mikael A. Salemonsen.
If you’re done with excuses and ready to own your health like a grown-ass adult, stick around. We’ll cut the bullshit and build something real.
I’m Mikael—the no-bullshit force behind Holistic8. Born and grinding in Norway, I juggle shift work that fucks with sleep like a bad ex, but I don’t let it derail the mission. Entrepreneurial AF, always tweaking ventures that blend health, tech, and real-life hacks. Got a high-energy dog who’s part border collie chaos, keeping me on those 10k+ steps daily while I chase better habits: healthy diets, gym grinds, and wrangling stress without the woo-woo crap.
I’ve been there—wired-tired from shitty routines, foggy from deficiencies—so Holistic8 is my straight-talk hub for physical-mental synergy. No crystals, no fluff: Just stacking movement, real food, deep sleep, and mindset to compound your energy and mood into beast-mode wins.