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The 8 Pillars Of Health

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The 8 Pillars Of Health
  • Cave dweller contemplating by the fire.
    Diet

    Fasting 101: A Primal Instinct You Fucking Forgot

    Bysalemonsen 21 November 202521 November 2025

    Stop Eating Like a Little Bitch and Unlock Your Inner Beast Fuck yeah, let’s talk fasting. In a world full of constant grazing like goddamn cows, fasting is the ultimate middle finger to weakness. It’s not some woo-woo fad, it’s ancient as balls, backed by science, and it’ll rewrite your body’s code from fat-storing pussy…

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  • Cordyceps
    Supplements

    Cordyceps Militaris: The Zombie Fungus That Might Just Save Your Lazy Ass

    Bysalemonsen 19 November 202521 November 2025

    Look, if you’re here because some influencer shilled this shit as the next miracle cure for your couch-potato existence, buckle up. We’re diving into Cordyceps militaris – yeah, the one that turns bugs into zombies in the wild. But for humans? It’s a supplement that’s got science nerds buzzing about energy boosts, immune kicks, and…

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  • Magnesium Supplements
    Supplements | Vitamins & Minerals

    Magnesium 101: The Grown-Ass Guide (No BS, Just Straight-Up Facts)

    Bysalemonsen 19 November 202521 November 2025

    TL;DR: Magnesium is the unsung hero running over 300 goddamn biochemical reactions in your body—like keeping your muscles from flipping you off, nerves from short-circuiting, energy production from tanking, blood sugar from going haywire, sleep from being a total shitshow, and mood from turning you into a raging asshole. A fuckton of people are deficient…

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  • Lion’s Mane Mushroom
    Supplements

    Lion’s Mane 101: The OG Mushroom That Grows Your Damn Nerves (A No-Bullshit Guide)

    Bysalemonsen 19 November 202521 November 2025

    Alright, listen up, you brain-fogged fuckers. If you’ve been scrolling through supplement subreddits or getting bombarded by ads promising Lion’s Mane will turn your ADHD-riddled mind into a productivity machine, it’s time for a reality check with a side of hope. This ain’t some glossy brochure—it’s the unfiltered truth, served raw. Let’s do a proper…

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  • Holistic Health
    Vitamins & Minerals

    Seasonal depression or vitamin D3 deficiency? (Yep. And winter’s a asshole.)

    Bysalemonsen 19 November 202521 November 2025

    TL;DR: Dark-ass winter months fuck with your brain—UVB ghosts out, skin quits making D3, circadian rhythms go tits up, and boom, you’re a grumpy blanket-wrapped shitshow. What folks call “seasonal depression” is often low D3 piled on shitty light habits. Fix the basics (light, D3, sleep, movement), and stop letting winter kick your ass. Why…

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  • Uncategorised

    Empowering Health Naturally with Holistic 8

    Bysalemonsen 10 November 202519 November 2025

    The Worlds First No-Shits-Given Holistic Health Platform Hey, I’m Mikael—the no-bullshit force behind Holistic8. Born and grinding in Norway, I juggle shift work that fucks with sleep like a bad ex, but I don’t let it derail the mission. Entrepreneurial AF, always tweaking ventures that blend health, tech, and real-life hacks. Got a high-energy dog…

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